Xmas

This time of year is well-known for producing musical horrors. It seems that in their quest to find the holiday spirit guaranteed to make people pile their shopping carts ever higher (sometimes causing casualties in the process), shopping centres and radio DJs will stop at nothing. Nothing. Nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Darth Vader moment over. Here are some songs that you can put on if you really want people to leave.

Michael Jackson and Britney Spears

Just a short little post to keep this going...

Too Precious

Finally got round to posting again... and this post is dedicated to disgustingly sweet children singing disgustingly sweet children's songs.

what?

This issue: Songs that I can't even describe.

Luv'

Luv' (and yes, there's an apostrophe there for some reason) was a Dutch girl group in the late '70s and earl '80s. I think you'll quickly see why they were popular:

Merrie England

This post is dedicated to a few middle-aged Englishmen who should never have had musical careers, in honour of the Scottish Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, especially Brother Bimbo, who encouraged me to continue posting by (verbally) chastising me outside a pub. It's nice to know someone believes in what I'm doing... sigh... I think half of these were brought to my attention by Sir Vile Ann, aka Neil. This is not much of a surprise. There is no actual singing involved.

Lesbian Seagull

Since Englebert Humperdinck is representing Britain in the Eurovision song contest, more people than ever are talking about this song, requesting it from DJs, etc.:



It's no surprise to learn that it was commissioned for a segment in Beavis and Butthead Do America. Yes, that really is Englebert Humperdinck. Whose name only makes me think of that clip from Princess Bride. Thanks to Ror for sharing this song... I think.