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This issue: Songs that I can't even describe.

Luv'

Luv' (and yes, there's an apostrophe there for some reason) was a Dutch girl group in the late '70s and earl '80s. I think you'll quickly see why they were popular:

Merrie England

This post is dedicated to a few middle-aged Englishmen who should never have had musical careers, in honour of the Scottish Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, especially Brother Bimbo, who encouraged me to continue posting by (verbally) chastising me outside a pub. It's nice to know someone believes in what I'm doing... sigh... I think half of these were brought to my attention by Sir Vile Ann, aka Neil. This is not much of a surprise. There is no actual singing involved.

Lesbian Seagull

Since Englebert Humperdinck is representing Britain in the Eurovision song contest, more people than ever are talking about this song, requesting it from DJs, etc.:



It's no surprise to learn that it was commissioned for a segment in Beavis and Butthead Do America. Yes, that really is Englebert Humperdinck. Whose name only makes me think of that clip from Princess Bride. Thanks to Ror for sharing this song... I think.

hiatus

Hello, if you read this blog (you probably don't) you may have noticed that I haven't updated in a while... I've decided that, as important as the mission of bringing to light strange and terrible music is, I have other things to focus on. So I'll probably update this from time to time... I'd recommend coming back every three months or so. :) Thanks for the good times!

Crazy Drummers

Left my files on another computer... so here's a survey of two drummers who should have been with other bands.

The Village People

I know what you're thinking. The Village people were great. Everything they did was perfect--surely they could do no wrong.

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Well, you'll just have to read further then, won't you. I'm not going to read it for you. Jeez.